No, no, the other one... not that one, the other one... yeah, that one!
Anyway, I no longer watch television, but I'm willing to bet that it hasn't changed much. Every couple episodes at least - they walk into an otherwise clean-looking room, shine a blacklight on the walls and show you that you can't clean up a crime-scene good enough to foil the coppers!
Science prevails.One wonders why these over-abundant and allegedly hyper-intelligent serial killers don't watch these shows or read one of the ten-thousand books out there on how to get away with it, and think to pack along an enzymatic protein-destroying spray cleaner and UV Flashlight on this premeditated murder spree through such random and unrelated cities as Las Vegas, Miami and New York.
Wellllllllll... Mass Murderers and Psycho-Killers fret no more! The folks over at Dirt Devil have taken the liberty of doing the thinking for you! The innocuously-named "Dirt Devil SE3890 Purpose for Pets Portable Extractor" (obviously named by their legal department) has the portability you need, with an on-board LED UV lighting array to show you where those pesky blood stains are hiding!
Sometimes, I wish my brain didn't immediately jump to these conclusions when looking at this sort of thing, but hey! Someone has to do it or you'd all be bored.
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