Monday, March 23, 2009

A Refresher

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  • The words "Novel" & "Blog" appear in the subtitle as nouns, not adjectives. I'm writing one of each.
  • Novelty is in the eye of the beholder.
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  • If you should get any novelty in your eye, flush with water and seek medical help immediately.
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  • Improper application may cause excessive coffee drinking, insomnia, Post-it notes on the bathroom mirror and the urge to type into the wee hours of the morning.
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